#like ur not fooling anyone
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little CVD detail that i think is funny but not really relevant, in the chapter in the hidden city donnie notes that he doesn't have a tracker on casey after he runs off, and then in the very next chapter when he goes to pick him up from the GED place he just does.
the devil works fast but hamato donatello works faster (its because he's paranoid and doesnt sleep)
#personal#circumventing death#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt casey jr#ignore the spreadsheet thing. im sure its fine#donnie's pov is just very fun to write because i casually like to drop the fact that he has SO MUCH ANXIETY.#like he is neurotic about knowing where everyone is and accommodating everyone down to tracking their behavioral patterns#and there's a lot of notes about him overpreparing or even practicing speeches in the mirror#even for things that dont really require it#he just comes off so confident because he keeps it to himself. they dont even know about the insane anxiety disorder... (rdj image)#also i love the GED conversation because donnie is bitching and telling him he's sooo bothered while actively planning routes to get there#like ur not fooling anyone
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kill yourself disgusting bitch
yall do know i can see the timestamps u send these anon msgs right…?




#lora’s shit talk! ੈ✩‧₊˚#stop tryna pretend to be diff people#like ur not fooling anyone#how old are we#😭😭😭
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spn rlly is the incest show bcs sam fucks off to stanford and just starts dating a girl thats basically just his brother but if he was a chick same hair colour same birthday etc like good lort
#supernatural#wincest#sam winchester#dean winchester#like sam ur not fooling anyone#just go fuck ur brother man#this has probably been said a thousand times but like damn
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did i build an entire house based on @softerhaze‘s arts n’ craftsman walls? perhaps >.>
#sims 4#the sims 4#ts4#the sims#interiors#entire is a lie#its like 3 rooms and somewhat of a floorplan so far#why is there 2 living rooms? idfk im not an architect#hehe#normally not my style at all but i wanted to fool around a bit!!#and i love it#does anyone else stockpile furniture u want to use later in a build in the corner of the lot#my boyfriend walked by my screen and was like im not questioning ur design choices but why is there a couch on the lawn#its a process#also ft almond reshade preset it is a+#also not me tagging nova and u barely see her walls lets not talk about that just go download them bye
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To be fair to "illario is bad at lying" I don't think he had a contingency plan for "my cousin who I tried to have murdered came back after a whole year of being tortured in an underwater prison by the lady I've been sleeping with and he's an abomination now, also I have to pretend my grandma got murdered." His plan got monumentally fucked up
THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYIINNGGG. no matter how good or bad you are, i do not seriously think there’s a way to prepare for all that and then execute a follow up plan that’s not just “oh fuck i gotta do something” i think. of course this could have been avoided if he just killed lucanis himself but i like to think he has a heart in there
#literally went back on my posts to consider when ive said ‘illario is bad at lying’#because i of all people on this site am the one most likely to exaggerate how good he is at his work#if ur talking about the one where i said ‘illario is bad at lying’ and followed it up with ‘i dont think he should be’ then#yeah i dont think he should be#if i got the chance to drive his character he would be more competent AND liked and very#like obviously fill out the skill sets lucanis doesnt have. and not make it obvious that hes the villian#eg. the funeral talk lol. he spends that whole conversation going#’grandma’s ashes. the ashes for the funeral. the funeral ashes. grandma’s ashes for thr funeral. sure okay. i have to go’#which teia actually does believe is grief since she compares it to how he was when lucanis ‘died’#so ya know . not horrible. believable enough to fool talons!#if u have come from that mile long illario textpost then know ive had to sit thru#people calling him stupid . HES NOT . he was faced with the stupid topsiest turviest situation of all time#take rook and getting hired out of this equation and illario would have done it#he would have failed at a later stage because this implies he kills anyone who actually likes him#but he would have succeeded for about a week. and then he would get killed. lol#like i do think he is stupid for trusting a venatori to keep her word HOWEVERRRR. he was pretty good at the lying part!
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Jaw on the fucking FLOORRRR
#rewatching blue eye Samesies and I either skipped thru or muted akemi and taigen’s sex even but oh my god not only#does akemi use mizu as foreplay fodder/ role play but they are ACTIVELY FUCKING AND SHE KEEPS DOING IT??!?!?!!?!? HI GAY#LITERALLY RIDING HIM TALKING ABT HIM PENETRATING ANOTHER MAN AGAIN AND AGAIN#‘with your sword’ YEAH RIGHT GIRL#I SAW YOUR SLOW-MO ROM COM EYE CONTACT MOMENT WITH MIZU UR NOT FOOLING ANYONE#blue eye samurai#this is sooooo crazy of them they’re literally both jacking it to mizu together#this is like 3D chess fujoing out holy shit
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I need more girlboss x boyfail het romance please god they are so good
#true beauty#she saw this fool and was like omg ur so cute ur mine now no u don't get a choice u want this trust me#he was like I have debt (student loan; I'm 30) U.U I'm so sorry this is why I can't date anyone I'm worthless#and she was like literally wtf are u on about anyways I bought you nice shoes on my business trip here put them on#when I tell you that every fucking pairing in this show is perfect writing
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mikami’s beautiful mane

he deserves to be a little unhinged too
#death note#mikami teru#mikami#trad art#ignore the ruined highlights in his hair it spilled and then i ran out of that color :(#also ignore his hand i started inking w the blue before i had it properly sketched out like an absolute fool#also evan i am doing ur other one this one just dried faster#if anyone else wants to suggest smth feel free but i will prob do them tomorrow
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i forgot my birthdays next week thursday
GIVE ME ADVICE PLEASE I DONT WANNA TURN 13 *SOBS*
aw happy birfday in advance! have some cheesecake(s) :3
crying with u bbg. sadly i dont have time slowing or stopping powers (adulthood be like that fr :')) so i cant do anything to wither the passage of time. i can however make lots of dua for u <3
ill be chilling here for a long time to come lol ur always welcome to drop by for some tea and molokhiyeh and other shenanigans :D
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my advice is to really stop and take of yourself when you need it & never apologise for it. 13 was my least favorite chapter of life so far so take it from me lol; your well being is extremely important and doing the things you like will keep u sane and safe inshallah
find a balance between studies and family life (if applicable lol both can be overwhelming sometimes ik) and sleep well. sleep. sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. no all nighters or im personally travelling w my shibshib to bonk u on the head. sleep deprivation is the freakin worst im still recovering 3 year later from the damage i inflicted on myself lol in uni.
on that note pls minimise (or ditch altogether) energy drinks and coffee. idk what the kids are up to these days and whats cool or whatever, but i implore u to not go anywhere near them at least till u graduate (coffee is inevitable ik its a big part of the culture, but energy drinks pls never ever its not cool i promise).
drink water!! idk how my kidneys are still functioning lol, they deserve nobel peace prizes fr. drink as much liquids as u can (esp during the summer) and lots of water. no tea and juice dont count (sadly)
cant emphasise enough how much الصحبة الصالحة (good companionship) makes a world of difference and takes so much weight off ur shoulders. peer pressure is awful and really messed me up in hs so if u can find some good friends stick with them and help each other out. its really rewarding to have people who got ur back yk?
and if if if god forbid everyone sucks (it can happen) being alone as hard as it can be will ultimately be much better for ur mental health and peace of mind than any fake friendships could ever hope to be.
but worry not there is still lots to enjoy in life, esp the little things like flowers on the side walk or a nice cool breeze or a big glass of fresh mango juice lol. a kitty in the corner shop, someones smile, a new book u started, cool rocks u found in the park, and so much more.
being up to date with the news and keeping vigilant is important yes but so is ur mental health. take breaks when u need it. dont forget to boycott stuff and stick to local/ alternative products
ramadan kareem in advance too lol! wishing u and ur family all the best, lots of qatayef and barakah inshallah as well XD
thats all i can think of for now lol if i remember stuff ill add :3
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also also, read somewhere that ibuprofen is a girls best friend lol: having a lil first aid/ essentials kit for ur school bag is great; plasters (band aids), pads, paracetamol (bc u can take it on an empty stomach not ibuprofen tho) was my go to, as well as pocket tissues (allergies amirite) and a packet of wipes bc things can get sticky lol. emergency snack(s) was the most important part lol. usually a piece of chocolate or something small and quiet i could smuggle under my desk XD
first aid tip: if u ever feel light headed have some dates on hand (like in a smol tupperware or sum) and nibble on it; the sugar elevates blood glucose and keeps u alert till u can get help. drink water pls
go kick ass bestie and make the most of it <3
#a lot of my character development happened when i was 13 lol#i pray no one has to go through the same esp while in hs#the physical changes alone are enough to send u into a coma lol#but its good to see more awareness abt mental health amoung the youth i think. like taking days off isnt as alien as it was way back when#then again our communities are still very stigmatised and judgy so idk how applicable it is#but just knowing ur not alone and that ur okay and valid really is a big part of it#also it gets better. as cliche as it is it really does#after the worst few years of my life i met my platonic soulmate and suddenly life had meaning again lol#we turned 15 togehter and about a month ago we turned 21 together. there is love and light to be found in the world yet#inbox shenanigans#me my moots and i#cheesecake#take care girl mwah <3#ALSO#dont let anyone fool u into not doing the things u love bc theyre childish or silly or uncool or whatever. fuck that#keep colouring and drinking capri suns and doing the things u love. its none of anyones business#also ur all kids who u tryin to fool lol?#(this applies to adults too ofc. do the things u love regardless. no such thing as being too old for a hobby or interest)#anyway if u ever need anything ill be lurking here. deeeeeeep down (heh)#follow for more life advice and shenanigan tips#lol
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ultimately, we're all just brains swimming in soup
#anti syscourse#anti syscourse in the 'you FOOLS you cannot hope to understand the brain' way#psychology gets outdated every 50 years and i laugh#aka I'm sick of seeing papers get posited as 'omg proof my viewpoint is right 😏'#see you in 50 years my comrade#and for the record BOTH sides of the syscourse do this#and i get why! you gotta channel the powerful god known as Science to the masses to prove ur right! i knoooow!!#but C'MAAAANNNN#baby I'm just gonna fucking vibe i give up with trying to understand anything <- lying#no but why are people arguing on the mental illness website#we're all stuck in our little echo chambers with the music on full blast#good luck convincing anyone!!#'I'm here to combat misinfo 😌' ON THE MISINFO WEBSITE???/WITH MISINFO????!!#i respect the hustle but i fear it is a pointless venture m'lord#anyway this post written by nobody because alters aren't people apparently damn#honestly i feel like research/discussion on DID/OSDD/Plurality inevitably turns philosophical#what IS a person? when does a personality/ego state/whatever the fuck you wanna call it... become a person? can it?#for the record i feel like people and a person and not a person at all. so that's fun.#idk man I'm on the fence#i see anti endo and pro endo sentiment and i feel like bashing my head against a wall both ways
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more les mis x twilight au!
‘You’re going to get arrested,’ Grantaire shouts, over the crowd. Enjolras just laughs. ‘Once,’ he says, ‘this building was the palace of kings.’ Then he turns, and hurls a flaming bottle through the nearest window.
you can read from the beginning here!
#exr#enjoltaire#les mis#les mis fanfic#ngl this chapter was very painful to write and i'm pretty uncertain about it... may be edited a bit later on!#i picture r as extremely emotionally oblivious#he'll casually say things like duh i would die for enjolras#wouldn't u?#wouldn't everyone#that's a man who practically demands to be died for#and if ppl rib him about being obsessed he's just like soooo trueeee#but then if anyone dares to SERIOUSLY suggest that he ?? cares ?? about enjolras?? BELIEVES in him?#he's like? STFU i'll have you for slander and libel#if u like enjolras so much why don't u marry him#and everyone's just like ... bro ur not fooling anyone
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those two guys from the beatles were fucking. jesus christ.
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fitzroythecreator -> teruthecreator
NEW ERA BABEY
#ignorance cloud on#i hope everyone enjoyed my april fools joke that simultaneously allowed me to transition into a new url#i had to retire fitzroy im sorry. hes dead to me now. except for the icon but i dont have anything else#AHEM....if anyone would be interested in drawing teru in that exact same pose#OR teru in tyler the creator-related gear (like the igor suit or the general aesthetics of his outfits from cmiygl)#i uh...cant pay u rn bc im saving my money for my sisters wedding#BUT!!!!!!!!!! i will love u forever and u will get credit on my blog so everyone can look at ur amazing art
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i can't believe i haven't seen anything in this fandom related to the fact that the day after the last episode of s4, march 30th 1986, was easter sunday. i realized this bc i'm writing a fic where chrissy wakes up in the upside down as a vampire after dying and comes back to hawkins on march 31st, making the date of her reveal to the public theoretically april fool's day, which is so funny i can't believe there are no other fic writers taking advantage of this comedic timing of events. so have this snippet which sparked this line of research
chrissy's got jokes! and also if anyone wants to beta this please please please please
#hello fellow stranger things fans. does this please you#being so fr even if ur not good at betaing but you'd like to help me brainstorm where to take the story that would be so awesome#i also have a genderqueer steve fic i'm stuck on if that entices anyone. pspspsps (<- me calling for collaborators)#if s5 picks up right where s4 leaves off we could get a climactic final battle on april fool's day wouldn't that be hilarious#el fucking GETS vecna and they think they won and then he's like APRIL FOOLS and kills or something idk#that wouldn't happen. but what WOULD happen is dustin doing inappropriately timed pranks bc 'it's april fools guys i'm celebrating!!'#it's what eddie would have wanted#*writes#*speaks
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NAH

GET OUTTTT GET OUT FUCKING PIGS FUCK OFF GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL
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ME ABOUT WOO JIN-CHUL
i dont headcanon anything i simply know the truth the characters told me
#the fandom are fools#they know nothing about him#do you hear me???!!!!#NOTHING!!!!#also the cha hae-in thing no in my world sung jinwoo and woo jin-chul are freaking soulmates do you understand???#do not come inside my house if you dont understand#(they are also forking like bunnies but u didnt hear it from me)#ok but fr i just prefer my own interpretation of him#completely unsurprising given that you know its mine#im not dissing anyones fandom activities#fandoms are places for ppl to have fun. so have fun my lovelies#be free!!! spread ur headcannons!!!!#WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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